wetorturedsomefolks:love island should introduce a “scheming eunuch” islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they’re just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.
ah shit I couldn’t find a single ‘lady lives’ fic so now I’m writing one. hell, I couldn’t find one that’s even focused on her. one off lady who dies I hope to do you justice
hmmmmmmmm that game I was obsessed with as a kid but can no longer play bc I don’t have a wii anymore is on sale for seven bucks……. but do I Want to spend seven bucks on a kinda shovelware-y kids game from 2007?
like I’m sorry you have no joy in your heart but I love loving things idk sounds like a you problem!!!
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Season 2, Episode 11 - "Contagion" (March 20, 1989)
picard and data one of the comedy duos of all time