https://www.tumblr.com/penandinkprincess/824705628739158016/i-saw-ilya-with-latex-allergy-and-i-cant-help-but?source=share favric allergy ilya trying to play off his allergy like “hey it’s actually really sexy if we fuck on the table/floor/wall/window, let’s not! fuck on the bed or the couch” and “no cuddles at all, instead lets take a hoy and sexy shower IMMEDIATELY after round one” and shane is miserable because why is his low key casual secret hook up acting like a low key secret casual hookup and not making love to him on his 1000 thread count super king sized bed with reinforced headboard? also the wow so many pillows comment was definently an “uh so thats a lot of kinds of fabric”