lemonsharks:skywalkerchick1138:moonwatcher13:feathered-serpents:“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do Make her shorter if you mustMake her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit. Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he isSurprise mPregantéExactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book itPlease just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs
| # | Наименование новости | Тональность | Информативность | Дата публикации |
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| 1 | “We want more complicated female characters!” | 0 | 2 | 09-07-2026 |
| 2 | Okay! Okay Girl! | 0 | 36.4 | 14-08-2026 |
| 3 | Toy Story 3 (2010) dir. Lee Unkrich | 0 | 20.98 | 13-08-2026 |
| 4 | All gays will go to hellsite | 0 | 28.25 | 10-02-2026 |
| 5 | LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST | 0 | 0 | 09-07-2026 |
| 6 | Source | 0 | 31.79 | 30-07-2026 |
| 7 | laney | 0 | 39.98 | 08-08-2026 |
| 8 | I didn’t know I never really went into detail about my shitty evil au of sonic characters but yeah,… | 0 | 32.73 | 28-04-2026 |
| 9 | ༺ᖭི༏ᖫྀ༻ | 0 | 1 | 01-07-2026 |
| 10 | Star Wars: Zero Company will be brilliant because XCOM is brilliant | 0 | 11.4 | 11-08-2026 |