Random Quotes with NO CONTEXT ALLOWED

Oh boy, this should hilarious! :mischievous:
So the idea behind this thread is to post quotes that meet the following criteria:

Quotes have to be random or original

No references to where the quote came from

The quote has to be somewhat funny

and clean

Please don't be afraid to post something that sounds overly silly!
I'll start with one of my best:

"Help, I'm choking on air!"

Last edited: Aug 31, 2026

eran0004

"I am very serious SLS AMG."

"Sometimes I think-

-and then I forget"

Larryfire

¨what doesn´t kill you, gives you AURA!!¨

¨IM WASHING THE DISHES............................AT NIGHT¨

"As a reward, I shall give you my seed."

samsaoule

Idiots will try anything... that’s how you recognise them...😂 :cheers:

The day we send those idiots into orbit, you’ll never stop circling the Earth... 😛

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