From @twinkdeath-of-the-universe: Ryland working on something in the lab and Simon walks up behind…

Дата публикации: 02-07-2026 11:47:21

waldos-art:From @twinkdeath-of-the-universe: Ryland working on something in the lab and Simon walks up behind him and human-blankets over his shoulders (bonus if this is the first time he’s ever been touchy-feely with Ryland and he has no fucking clue how to react to this new information)Ryland is finding out more than just how to maybe engineer enough sugar to make Skittles….

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